March 12, 2010
If You Want To Get Fit, You Need To Workout
Alright guys and gals, it’s time to get real! Stop whining about how all those exercise DVD’s and e-books don’t work and start doing something about your fitness. What made you think that just buying stuff about fitness was going to make you lose fat and gain muscle? Did you really believe that just joining your local gym was going to make you fit?
Guys, does this sound like you? You bought a ‘killer abs’ e-book and printed it out so you could have it by your side when you put it into practice. That was six months ago and the only real physical activity you’ve gotten out of it was when you pushed a staple through the pages. That was so exhausting that you had to take a break and sit down and read some erotic comics.
Gals, is this what you did? You ordered an aerobics workout DVD online. When it came in the mail, you popped it into the player and sat on the floor to study it once before you actually followed along. The next time you played it, you sat on the floor and worked on your disney scrapbook while it played in the background. You haven’t looked at it since.
As for that gym membership - they must love you there! You just pay them a bunch of money every month and maybe go in for a half-hearted warm-up on the exercise bike before you decide that you’re feeling a little run-down and better come back tomorrow.
Did you know that the owner of your local gym loves you? He loves you because you pay him regularly for something you never make use of. You walk in, pay him money and walk out again. What a perfect way to make a buck!
What you do with your body is nobody’s business but yours. Just keep it that way, okay? Stop whining about how nothing you’ve tried works. It doesn’t work if you don’t use it. You don’t lose weight by thinking about it and you don’t get strong by going to a personal massager. You do that after you’ve had a good weight training session and have earned a good massage. What ever made you think that having your flab massaged would make it go away?
Do whatever you want, but just stop whining about how nothing works! Shut up and go back to your comics and your scrapbooks or get out there and get fit. It’s up to you!
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